Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Don't let it slip out again!
Use this fucking slut
I'll help you get up, baby
I've been missing out
I love your ideas, honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Swallow, count and repeat
Only one thing can get done around her
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Is this a serious talk, mom?